Timeline

leslierangecroftq213: hey! it’s been a long time

Me: do i know you?

leslierangecroftq213: hey, how r u?

Me: good….who the hell are you?

leslierangecroftq213: we’ve chatted b4 right ur r on my buddy list???

Me: hmmm….what is 3 + 3 ?

leslierangecroftq213: i’m sorry … i get to be forgetful at times!! how’re you?

Me: you fucking tell me what 3 + 3 is now!

leslierangecroftq213: Just finished taking a bath..long day been kind of busy but i’m feeling a little naughty now! so what’s up?? … want to have some fun?
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***Psycho Story Time***
Pull up a seat.
So I was “with” this girl a month back.
Come to find out – she’s a GD looneytoon…really. like…diagnosed by a doctor of medicine of being ”fucking nuts”
I did not know this at the time.

A month passes by and she calls me and says she’s pregnant with twins and I gave her herpes….mmhmm..smells like bullshit to me…especially only after 30 Days.