leslierangecroftq213: hey! it’s been a long time
Me: do i know you?
leslierangecroftq213: hey, how r u?
Me: good….who the hell are you?
leslierangecroftq213: we’ve chatted b4 right ur r on my buddy list???
Me: hmmm….what is 3 + 3 ?
leslierangecroftq213: i’m sorry … i get to be forgetful at times!! how’re you?
Me: you fucking tell me what 3 + 3 is now!
leslierangecroftq213: Just finished taking a bath..long day been kind of busy but i’m feeling a little naughty now! so what’s up?? … want to have some fun?
***Psycho Story Time***
Pull up a seat.
So I was “with” this girl a month back.
Come to find out – she’s a GD looneytoon…really. like…diagnosed by a doctor of medicine of being ”fucking nuts”
I did not know this at the time.
A month passes by and she calls me and says she’s pregnant with twins and I gave her herpes….mmhmm..smells like bullshit to me…especially only after 30 Days.
After giving her the cold shoulder for a few days and ignoring, literally, 20 missed calls and countless texts, sexts, fb messages, and very suggestive photos; i get a call from a private number….
Guess who? Yup, It’s Crazy McWTFpants…She wants to PAY ME to come over and “cuddle.”
That has gotta be a form of Continue Reading